Murphy's law |
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2006-03-04 |
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It was awesome. I still got to see a couple ytmnd's and I put sunshine day on in best buy. An old lady got mad and told one of the workers. It was awesome.
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happiness is a warm gun |
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2006-07-20 |
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WIRED Magazine, your cutting-edge finger-on-the-pulse source for 21st Century webculture. Next month's features: "EverQuest vs. Ultima Online: Which is Awesomer ?"... "Tired: Chimpmunk Dance - Expired: Dancing Baby - Wired: All Your Base Are Belong to Us"... and "Hey, Check it Out, We Found Nekkid Lady Pictures, and It Don't Cost Nuthin !"
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happiness is a warm gun |
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2006-07-20 |
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It's official - "Lady in the Water" is the WORST MOVIE EVER. self righteous, bullsh*t, nonsensical, rehashed, geek love waste of time. TRUST ME.
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happiness is a warm gun |
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2006-07-20 |
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does anyone know what YTMND that had some lady answering the door and the NEDM cat and the stephanie from lazytown were there and then she pulls out a gun and shoots.
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mo money mo problems |
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2006-08-22 |
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Keep those adult mannequin ads though, I'm saving up to buy a lady friend, yay!
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mo money mo problems |
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2006-08-22 |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, snakes is slitherin'. With dollar signs in they eyes...
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?Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On |
orestes |
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1,203 |
2004-06-03 |
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Wtf, hah. 4 stars, even though I hate the voice and the lady and everything about what I just saw.
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buenas tardes amigo |
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2006-08-26 |
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Don't forget there needs to be some ladies clothes. I would love a ytmnd ladies t-shirt. i would love to show off what i do in my spare time. ;)
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buenas tardes amigo |
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2006-08-26 |
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buenas tardes amigo |
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2006-08-26 |
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They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'
And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
My music so loud;
I'm swangin'.
They hopin'
That they gon' catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Police think they can see me lean;
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen.
For me to see me ride by, they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen.
Ride with a new chick, she like "Hold up."
Next to the Playstation controller
There's a full clip in my pistola;
send a jacker into a coma.
Girl, you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone;
Just tryin' to make you horny, ain't tryin' to have no babies.
Ride clean as hell so I pull in ladies.
Law's on patrol; you know they hate me.
Music turned all the way up and to the maximum;
I can speak for some n*gg*s tryin' to jack for some.
But we packin' somethin' that we have
And, um, will have a n*gg* locked up in the maximum
Security cell. I'm grippin' oak.
Music loud and I'm tippin' slow.
Twins steady twistin' like hit this dough;
Police Pull up from behind and im sittin low.
Windows down, gotta stop pollution.
CDs change; n*gg*s like "Who is that producin'?"
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin'
Got warrants in every city except Houston
But I still ain't losin'.
They see me rollin';
They hatin'.
Patrollin'
And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
My music
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take me to the river |
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2006-09-06 |
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where are the babydoll shirts for the ladies? hmmmm?
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create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave |
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2006-09-24 |
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ladies and gentlemen, the most unasked for lol site of all time - http://rselvy.ytmnd.com/ - is this what we're down to?
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?atlantagrape |
isocoma |
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1,236 |
2004-05-08 |
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change the pic to falling lady :)
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diary of a madman |
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2006-12-05 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, GREASED LIGHTNING!!!!
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diary of a madman |
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2006-12-05 |
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From Wikipedia: "...his condition [of near-total blindness] appeared to have little effect on his productivity, as he compensated for it with his mental calculation skills and photographic memory. For example, Euler could repeat the Aeneid of Virgil from beginning to end without hesitation, and for every page in the edition he used could indicate which line was the first and which the last." In short, Leonhard Euler is greater than you and gets three times as many ladies.
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diary of a madman |
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2006-12-05 |
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Heather we should totally party sometime. We could watch TGIF and make s'mores, or go get sh*tfaced and dance the robut. IT'S LADIES NIGHT, BITCHES!
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carol of the bells |
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2006-12-25 |
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Okay ladies, I jacked the 200th post just to replace c*ck with tits, I think we own the internet now. C*cks or gtfo, also tits. It's a mothaf*ckin AU.
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carol of the bells |
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2006-12-25 |
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Dude I totally owned the FP today... 12/29/06, a day that will live in hot infamy. Ironically this is the 7th anniversary of the loss of my innocence... to Guns and motherf*cking Roses. I am not a bot. I am a lady.
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?Happy Mother's Day! |
smitty |
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2004-05-09 |
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I feel sorry for the lady.
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Misirlou |
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2007-01-11 |
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Also there is no need to patronize women just because they don't want to talk to you... try being nicer to the ladies, maybe they won't run screaming next time!
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Medieval Retrowax |
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2007-02-16 |
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Not to mention I'm at the top of the social ladder. I often quote Otis Wilson, "I'm one of a kind...the ladies all love me for my body and my mind."
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Medieval Retrowax |
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2007-02-16 |
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This isn't a News Page, this is a Beautiful Lady, Singin' you to sleeep.
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?BONKLERS WIN! |
suzuran |
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2,022 |
2004-06-17 |
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"GO BACK 2 JAPAN U SLANTEYED COCKSUCKER!!!!"
Wow! Such openness and tolerance to others! Such intelligence! Such display of English manuscript skills!
Ladies and gentlemen, this person is the model citizen of the Internet. *applauds*
(If you ha
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bales of cocaine |
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2007-08-06 |
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mmmmm theme night. will there be a ladies night?
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bales of cocaine |
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2007-08-06 |
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As one of the three ladies on the interwebs, I must agree that there should be.
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bales of cocaine |
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2007-08-06 |
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As the second lady of the internets, having started using the tubes almost as soon as they emerged dripping with mucus from the womb of Al Gore, I second the motion.
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Golden Brown |
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2007-09-26 |
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...this is MAMBO NUMBER FIVE.
I smell a gimmick account.
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we've only just begun |
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2008-04-01 |
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just the two of us |
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2009-02-18 |
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what about dascoot? she's pretty much the only "lady" on here since heather chandelier left
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just the two of us |
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2009-02-18 |
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you need to pick up ladies at places like gyms and stuff... y'know, go to some spin class and be like "hey baby, do you like grey goose and the internet?"
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